quinta-feira, 8 de setembro de 2005

have you ever wondered?

[coisas em que pensar quando não se quer pensar mas o cérebro insiste em funcionar]

- Can you cry under water?
- How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
- Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
- What disease did cured ham actually have?
- How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
- Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
- If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
- If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
- Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
- If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
- Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
- Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
- Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
- Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
- Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?
- If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
- If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
- Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
- Why should we care about anything like that?

1 inputs:

MPR disse...

Porque é que dizemos que uma semana tem oito dias (ora deixa lá contá-los...) e duas semanas quinze (ora oito vezes dois...espera lá... sete mais sete, não... sete e quê?)?